Lupe took to twitter this morning to drop some knowledge about religion. Check out what he said below!
So Terry Jones (stupid) Glenn Beck (stupidly smart) & The EDL (lol) have got me inspired with all the vitriol to RE-examine religious law.
And not just the law of my faith ISLAM baby!!! But ALL religious law. The fancy name 4 it is comparative study of faith based jurisprudence.
But let's call it "Keepin' it REALigious" hahaha. And by ALL let's just keep it simple and use the Abrahamic Faiths. The J.C.M. Mafia!!!
So far I've learned just by googlin that No Member of the J.C.M. Mafia is permitted to eat the sweet swine flesh! Old Testy & Quran Agree!
Sharia Law calls it "being halal", biblical law calls it "keepin' kosher" who knew The JCM Mafia abided by the same laws! #KIR More 2 Come!
Sticks & Stones!: So your daughter just had pre-marital sex. What do u do u ask?!? JCM Mafia rules say "Bring Out Stones!"
That's Right Folks! Stoning 2 DEATH (not smoking kush but rocks thrown at someone until they die) is ALLOWED in ALL the Holy JCM Mafia Books Remember guys & gals if your in The JCM Mafia "Boning Means A Stoning!"
One more for the road (my flights about to take off) #KIR All Members of The JCM are "The Chosen 1's" officially "Better" than the "rest" And what prétell do we do about the rest? Well JCM Mafia rules say "Burn, pillage, shun & never ever intermarry with the infidels"
Now I know these days the word "infidel" is Arabic (Muslim talk) for American Imperialists but really The JCM Mafia sez its every1 NOT JCM!
So along that logic (ha! Take this glenn) Jews consider Christians Infidels, Christians consida Muslims infidels & Muslims, well u know #KIR
Seems like The JCM Mafia had more in common than meets the eye! I knew Habits & Hijabs looked similar! Somebodies biting! Hahaha #KIR
Let's not have a historical debate on the atrocities committed by ALL members of the JCM Mafia in the name of "Holy Purity" it's a lose-lose. Just Keepin' It REALigious! Hahaha #KIR
The moral/point is that all religions can be baffling & BARBARIC but also beautiful & benevolent. Judaism produced Noam Chomsy & Bernie Madoff, C's had MLK Jr. & Bull Connor, Islam gave us well ME & Osama Bin Laden. We all got flaws..
Just do your best to understand what your place is on this earth & atleast respect the right for the next man to exist & prosper.
I love you human beings! God does too! Or if your atheist the biochemical processess of the universe have vested interest in your creation!